Line up and take it up the bum! 2,3,4 or better still more, all get involved in the Train of Bum. It's not Gay, it's just constructive exercise between mates.
Anyone can make a woman scream. It's takes a real man to make a bloke scream like a little boy who's been stung on the finger by a wasp!
Anyone can make a woman scream. It's takes a real man to make a bloke scream like a little boy who's been stung on the finger by a wasp!
Instigator: "Who's up for a Bum Train later on tonight?
Everyone else: "Too right, rate 'ard."
Instigator: "Bags' in middle!!!"
Everyone else: "Too right, rate 'ard."
Instigator: "Bags' in middle!!!"
by Marv Sharpe March 19, 2008
Get the Bum Trainmug. When you tie an old pair of shoes together, fill them with change, toss them over power lines and wtach the bums try to get them down for the change.
by Greg in the Nati March 29, 2008
Get the Bum Pinatamug. 
Those tangy remnants of sweat, skin, hair and fecal matter around the bum hole. Makes eating the booty an either treasured or dreaded experience.
Her bum zest was clinging to my goatee for days.
Carla was aching for me to eat her booty hole but the bum zest was too much for me to stick my nose in there.
Carla was aching for me to eat her booty hole but the bum zest was too much for me to stick my nose in there.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
Get the Bum Zestmug. by kinder king January 6, 2010
Get the Bum Flufmug. by quagblar March 4, 2007
Get the Desert Bummug. To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".
Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.
Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.
Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.
Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.
"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".
"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"
"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"
by mokershipping March 19, 2011
Get the Bum Hattingmug.