by g1212 March 31, 2009
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He/She uses www.boffer.co.uk; they are a Boffer
by bungleuk April 4, 2009
Get the Boffer mug.Omgzzzz my hair is so boffy this morning
by tyrer the tiger February 11, 2009
Get the Boffy mug.by iwontstopuntilheleavesyoualone April 3, 2013
Get the She has a boyfriend mug.To Boff is to close a deal in a sales environment with little or no hope that the deal will stick or an invoice raised pertaining to the order will ever be honoured.
It is an effective sales tactic only if you know you will be in a job no longer than 3 months.
Effective ways to "Boff" would be to uncover personal details by playing a game.
i.e "Can I guess your bank details?"
Or to do it by sleight of hand. i.e. "If you give me your address I can send you out some information" in the full knowledge that you will gain bonus from this poor schmuck whose getting some junk mail they may never make use of.
Excessive "Boffing" can lead to unemployment or excessive office bitching and should be avoided at all costs.
It is an effective sales tactic only if you know you will be in a job no longer than 3 months.
Effective ways to "Boff" would be to uncover personal details by playing a game.
i.e "Can I guess your bank details?"
Or to do it by sleight of hand. i.e. "If you give me your address I can send you out some information" in the full knowledge that you will gain bonus from this poor schmuck whose getting some junk mail they may never make use of.
Excessive "Boffing" can lead to unemployment or excessive office bitching and should be avoided at all costs.
"I just boffed one in!"
"That deal was such a Boff"
"Does he know he's just been Boffed?"
"You are such a Boffer!"
"That deal was such a Boff"
"Does he know he's just been Boffed?"
"You are such a Boffer!"
by Ben Hawkes November 4, 2007
Get the Boff mug.a hairdo the girls wear today that was originated from the sixties "bouffant" and is NOT confused with the female version of a faux-hawk!!! You take the front part of your hair and poof it and pin it back.
samantha the girl looks sexy when she styles a bouffe.
samuel looks stunning when he rocks his faux-hawk.
samuel looks stunning when he rocks his faux-hawk.
by sAMMY BABBY May 27, 2006
Get the bouffe mug.Well... There may come a point in time in which a girl sits back and looks at her dearly beloved and thinks what was i thinking... Nose picking, rapid burping, greasy hair, strange obsessions... Get the fuck out... I'll give him a few weeks to build up to the crash.
Amber: Why the hell are you still dating that greasy haired, hoot picking freak?
Becki: Don't worry, getting rid of the bastard in a few weeks... He's my Future Ex Boyfriend.
Becki: Don't worry, getting rid of the bastard in a few weeks... He's my Future Ex Boyfriend.
by Beckiiiiiii August 11, 2010
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