song-boarding

Where a song is repeatedly played in a secluded room to drive someone nuts and confess. From water boarding.

When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

cleaning the floor boards

To eat a shaved pussy

to eat a shaved or clean pussy for example I was cleaning the floor boards last night

by Dawson420swagswagblazinheheh January 9, 2015

I'm bored cya

Ur bored and u leave

I'm bored cya nerds

by DerpiPenguin June 8, 2018

i'm bored as heck what about you?

" I'm bored as heck what about you " the meaning of it is that..

you are bored what did you expect the 1.BILLION dads to come back with the milk?

( hey I'm bored as heck what about you? )
( I am also bored as heck. )

by quinxa_1 September 19, 2021

ghetto boarder

1) a word derived from dark skinned people who enjoy rap and enjoy skateboarding but do not want to be called skateboarders because of so many punk gay skaters that give them a bad name. they are therefore called ghetto boarders.

1)gay punk: "dude are u a skater" ghetto boarder: "nah man im not gay, but i do ghetto board." *punches punk in the head*

by Kurt O'Brien May 13, 2005

Doo Doo Boarding

Doo Doo Boarding is similar to the torture technique water boarding but instead of using a rag and water u simply put ur anus into the victims mouth and make sure u have consumed a massive ammount of chipotle, P.F. Changs and Taco Bell And maybe a little KFC To inhance Extra stanky doo doo butter A.K.A Diahrea The proccess is simple put ur anus into the mouth of the one being tortured and repeatally start dumpin ur doo doo sauce into the victims mouth and this will make her throw it back up into ur butt hole and repeat the process untill the victim speaks.-perfected by the old spice guy.

Johnny was totaly doo doo boarding his girlfriend untill she literaly barfed her own shit out because he found out she was cheating on him

by AdrianOnUD September 5, 2010

bored shitless

Idle to the point whereby the natural bodily forces which tend to evacuate your bowels actually reverse in a vain attempt to draw or suck in whatever stimulation can be exuded from the outer world

The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.

by salled January 12, 2008