Blue Book

Used to describe a method of test taking. Synonymous with an essay test, blue book tests are preferred less often than Scantron testing, which are simply multiple choice bubble fill-in.

Advantages: Blue book testing allows one to insert valuable test material into its pages prior to the exam. Therefore, allowing the student to refer back to their "notes" during the test; a popular method among math and science majors in which equations and formulas must be remembered.

Disadvantages: Cheating on blue book exams are inferior to Scantron testing, since answers must be written in your own words, rather than simply copied from your neighbor and bubbled in.

Professor: "Don't forget to pick up a blue book before your exam!"

Student: "Great! Another blue book exam, now I have to copy my whole notes into the back pages before the test!"

Student 2: "Now I can't look at the guy's Scantron test in front of me!"

by Mr Natural July 2, 2007

Blue Smurf

Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.

When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.

by Dorothy November 6, 2007

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

blue dress

noun. Proof of infidelity

My sister won't believe her husbands cheats until she sees the blue dress.

by POAndrea February 6, 2008

Blue Bunny

getting punched in the ballsack. Specifically aiming for the testicles, trying to avoid the dick.

Gangster:"Give him a blue bunny, so he won't forget his payment next time."

Schmuck:"YEEEEEEAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWW"

Gangster:"Seen a man die once before from it. Hey look! It's swelling!!"

by bobbeling October 21, 2014

Blue Lips

Blue Lips : The female form of Blue Balls.

" Oh man, Jen sure is on a loooong dry streak! She must have Blue Lips by now.

by Felty_felt January 23, 2013

Blue Back

The frustration experienced as a result of a backrub stopped too soon, especially when the backrub giver never intended to follow through with the backrub in the first place. A phenomenon similar to, but less severe than, blue balls.

She rubbed my shoulders for about three seconds then just laughed and walked away. Now I've got blue back.

by snaptastic February 16, 2010