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logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock
wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times
evan is a cunt
by canceledbestay November 30, 2023
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evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome
by stopthecrips December 7, 2023
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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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Evan

Drives a slow ass beat to shit 7.3 has a black womens ass makes fun of everyone to make him feel better about him self says he can get any girl but has been daiting the same girl his whole life also like to get his fudge packed by mandingo
Evan is gay
by Gunitgod December 3, 2018
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robbie evans

If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.
Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans
by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017
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