Tittie wampn

What you call doing something when u have nothing to do.

And just something funny to say.

Hey man wat u up to today?

Shit idk proly just tittie wampn.

Word

by Chase and Luke March 8, 2009

tittieslap

1. A short Mexican man with an afro that slaps his tits in order to make others believe that he has at least half a testicle.
2. Where you slap your tits and swiftly spread your arms dramatically.

White Guy- "Can I store these balls in your afro, Tittieslap?"
Tittieslap- "-tittieslaps- Never, homes! I've already got like 4 of those!"

by douchebagupmybutt :( March 4, 2010

Titties

The breasts of a male or female; usually referred to female breasts.

Have you even seen those chick's titties?!

by cheriethedonut October 13, 2017

tater titties

adj- when a woman has breasts that resemble large amounts of lumpy mashed potatoes

Holy hell, did you see Karen, she must have gained 50 pounds and has some serious tater titties.

by madcarpetbomber August 10, 2010

Vanilla titties

Vanilla flavored Smirnoff.

I had some of that vanilla smirnoff the other night!

Oh shit nigga! You mean those Vanilla titties?!

by LSDcows January 24, 2011

squito titters

When a female's breasts are so non-existent, the use of "mosquito bites" cannot be used.

Kat's breasts hang in the middle of her chest, and they're not even mosquito bites. They're squito titters.

by pawtce April 13, 2011

insta titties

Really big boobs on instagram; fake or real will do.

man i just saw some nice ass insta titties

by thetokinhobbit0420 July 24, 2015