Carpet Time

The duration of your feet resting comfortably on the floor mat while on cruise control.

Dude, I had 20 continuous minutes of carpet time on I-85 on my morning commute. How lucky was that?

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Grey Time

When you have such a good time that your mind is blown, creating a hazy what did I miss reaction.

You know you had a grey time when you cant remember shit!!

by Dani C., Reese Cup March 4, 2012

pterodactyl time

When an individual with a love for pterodactyls has an prehistoric reptilian impulse so strong that SCREEEAAEEEERRRRAAAARCGGGHHHEH

"Hey, how was Jurassic Park III?"

"I liked when SCREAEVFHEJBCJKFJVA"
*turns into a pterodactyl and flies gracefully into the night sky*

"Damn, he's gone pterodactyl time again."

by ProstrateAndTrembleInFear October 13, 2013

bath time thing

having sex in the bath tub

I think mom and dad are doing the bath time thing because they've been in there forever.

by iz_funny February 15, 2015

Craig time

Spending your personal time around an annoying retard

For fuck sake I want a weekend without Craig time !

by Yerkish March 11, 2015

bath time baby

That one person at a party who takes WAY more drugs than they can handle and then has a freakout in someone else's bathtub. Potentially with or without the door open.

Holy shit! Chad just did two hits of acid and he is full-on bath time baby in will's bathtub!

by The obvious truth May 15, 2016

kootenay time

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.

Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"

by Rootsrock September 11, 2016