timecake

A perpetually childish/immature girl who simply refuses to grow up and act like an adult.

A girl that acts more like a lesbian than a lesbian but claims to be straight and even gets in relationships with boys but doesnt put anything into the relationship and blows them off constantly for their female "besties".

Constantly on the internet on the devices her parents buy her cause shes a spoilt brat telling people every detail of her life (probably even when shes having a period) and living in a fantasy life instead of actually having a life

Immature, childish, lesbian wannabe, spoilt, timecake

timecake by jmanly January 9, 2012

Tiecake 

The inevitable result of leaning over a creamy cake when wearing a suit and having your tie drop into the cake.

It usually results in a trip to the dry-cleaner.

As they were singing me happy birthday, I stood up and leant over to blow out the candles, my $200 silk tie dropped fell forward and in an instant, it was ruined by Tiecake!

Tiecake by The Noam Gnome May 27, 2011