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thanks.txt

Derogatory term for a final internet forum post before one leaves for good in which all gripes, complaints,angst,etc. are aired in front of the world. Generally assumes that most people care about ones departure when in fact they do not. I.E. "Thanks for al the memories".
Usually results in post deletion/banning of offender.
What happened to ChoadToad?

He thanks.txt'd and got banned.
by ZoroasterD July 22, 2004
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Thanksgiving Clapback

A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.
Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"

Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"

Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback
by Gladilay November 20, 2017
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free thinker

A word meaning someone who doesn't necessarily base their opinions on any particular creed or system of ideas, but based on their own intuition and perception of reality.

Also, a word hijacked by the Militant Atheist movement to mean, well, an atheist, with the obvious (but baseless) implication that free thought would never bring anyone to believe in a higher power.
Joe didn't believe in any organized religion, but believed in his own form of God. Joe is a free thinker.
by quietmedic June 2, 2016
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Thanks for the Invite

A common phrase spoken when you did not get an invite to an event. You say it for no real reason at all just to get a reaction from people or to let them know that you are in disappointment that you did not get invited. Even if it is something of no interest to you, you say it anyways!
"Hey guys, we sure had fun last night didn't we?" A boy in the room raises his head and says: "Thanks for the invite"

Invite can be interchanged with Intro, when you did not get introduced to someone.
by Big Deal22 January 21, 2011
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penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks
i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her
by logan2556 May 18, 2008
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Thank you with a f

It means obnoxiously thank you and then fu so you can say it at the most appropiate time to somebody who rude to you
If somebody is rude to you you yell with enthusiasm thank you with a f
by Ryan December 5, 2004
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Thanksism

A "thank you" given to someone for a favor or action that has not yet taken place and never ends up materializing.
You have already thanked them for something they did not really do. It is not fair and can be taken back at any moment.
Yesterday my wife said she was going to give me a message when we got home from work so I said "thanks, I really appreciate that". We got home, she ate dinner and went to bed with no message yet had already received her thanksism. I woke her up and took it back.
by Taige July 31, 2007
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