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Weet Teets

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").
"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."
by Patton September 22, 2006
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tearbending

The result of an emotion so great that causes one to cry. Usually related to Avatar: The Last Airbender series.

In the series, certain people have special abilities to manipulate elements, which is called bending. These are specific to individual tribes and are waterbending, earthbending, firebending, and airbending. While it takes years of discipline to learn how to bend, even babies can tearbend. Tearbending is a joke the writers created meaning "to cry."

Tearbending made it's debut in the episode, The Ember Island Players.
Actress Katara: *Gasps* An Airbender! My heart is so full of hope, that it's making me tearbend! *Cries*
Actor Sokka: My stomach is so empty, that it's making me tearbend! *Cries*
If they delay the release of Legend of Korra again, I'm gonna start tearbending!
by Momoment January 27, 2012
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tefft

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Texas Plunger

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina then having sex, forcing the feces further into her.
Ex: My gf was really mad when i pulled out the old texas plunger last night
by jshak43 December 4, 2013
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pornstar terrorist

A person that involves themselves in pornography related fields (i.e. porn actor/actress, producers, camera crew, publishers). Most do this knowingly as a rejection of morality and indulgence of filth, but some are victims only to be pressured into a career of lust, want for money galore and reinforced behaviors through constant dopamine surges.

This results in mass cumbrain production, increased hypergamy, and don't forget those trafficking schemes!

Pornstar terrorists have their best interests to ruin the masses brains by introducing trends such as incest pornography (What are you doing step-bro), setting unrealistic body standards for both male and females, more hardcore pornography and emasculation of men. The coolidge effect is 100% utilized in these tactics.
"Says here Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography"

"Yeah, well Al Goldstein is a fucking pornstar terrorist, and he keeps stealing my fucks! When will the never ending prefrontal cortex inhibition act end?? Fucking gag order!"

"hey, cool it with the anti-semitism, bro"
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Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.
by wooderson34 January 17, 2013
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room-temp IQ

A slang term used by psychology majors to refer to those levels of cogitive ability that are borderline, but not quite low enough to be considered mentally retarded. Specifically, this refers to those in the 70-80 range.
What does it take to be a successful drummer? A tolerance for loud percussion and a room-temp IQ.
by Princess Lum December 8, 2005
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