A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.
Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018
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person: i'm super straight
rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people
rational person: *curbstomps them*
:))))
rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people
rational person: *curbstomps them*
:))))
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guy 1: ok
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Guy 1: Whoa! Check out Keith! He went Super Saiyan!
Guy 2: No no no, he just dyed his hair.
Keith: WAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
Guy 2: No no no, he just dyed his hair.
Keith: WAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
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