nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

by RBean December 14, 2008

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done

Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

by DJ21 December 9, 2008

Pop smoke

1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.

2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.

After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.

by Jimboozie May 6, 2004

pot smoking baby

The finished smell of a product when Leah and Josh sit, stand, or do anything together the day after a night of partying.

"what is that smell?"
"what smell are you referring to?"
"the smell of diapers and marijuana"
"Oh, that! That's just the pot smoking baby."

by KRAFTDINNARRR March 30, 2009

smokables

Another name for Marijuana.

yo homie, you got dem smokables?

by Sawford YO November 2, 2006

smokeaholic

someone who excessively smokes tobacco , weed , opium or any other substance that can be smoked . A true smokeaholic ,if in desperate need, will usually pick up a previously , half smoked cigarette ( commonly referred to as a short ) off the ground and smoke it, regardless of the cigarettes apperance or possible diseases you could recieve from doing so. Most Smokeaholic's smell like ashtraysand are not limited to smoking all of the following; cigarettes , cloves , blunts , crack , cigaweed, and other various plant leaves if attempting to survive.

" Man , my dad is a smokeaholic , he will smoke anything! "

" Damn , girl . You are smoking all the damn time! Your'e a fucking smokeaholic."

" Damn man! You are always high ! Freakin smokeaholic!"

by mrknowitallagain March 13, 2009

Rules of smoking in the house with others

Rules of smoking marijuana with other people in the house:

1,dont be cheap on Airfreshner,it will save your life
2,If you cant find it or cant smell it that means no one can so dont freakout.
3,Have a gameplan of what you are going to do before you get high so you wont be suspicious.
4,hide the resion.
5,have some milk handy so you wont cough
6,have your food ready
7,have Rohtos handy
8,have some noise on the background like TV or Stereo
9,Enjoy
10,If your roomate has only one ball he will tell on you so dont smoke.
11,Drink plenty of Vitamin B to prevent black undereyes.

Rules of smoking in the house with others in it

by Nik Armi January 29, 2010