corn snatch

anything that pertaining to the asshole, corn products, or anything that seems shitty.

Jake: man Austin realy pissed me off today, he's lucky i didn't beat the fuck out of his corn snatch!

by the corn snatcher May 14, 2009

Pussy-Snatch

General definition for someone who plays the part of The Cat in the Hat in the musical Seussical the Musical who also happens to be a giant asshole.

Hey, stop being such a douche bag you pussy-snatch!

by Bford4Rlz May 25, 2010

Snatch

1.One Who, is consumed by the need and constant pursuit of vaginal entrance and, or the grabbing of valuables, to "come-up."
2.Da female organ from which da lips are da gate to holy bliss.

1.Damn Son! Snatch is Naughty by Nature!
2.Man, when i dream all i see is Snatch.

by Shameus C August 23, 2005

Snatch Up

An intensely private conversation between two or more female individuals from which all male involvement is strictly prohibited.

"Clare and Plum have been locked in the bedroom for ages. What's going on? Is it something I should be filming?"
"Oh don't get excited, Nick, they haven't seen each other for 3 years and are having a girly snatch up. All their clothes are on, rest assured, there's nothing to see!"

by Clarebear1981 December 13, 2012

Satchel Bat

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.

Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?

by S4S April 9, 2010

Smitch

A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.

John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"

by kevnar March 1, 2009

Smitch

A Smelly Bitch.
A female who smells funny.

That girl you slept with last night was a SMITCH!

by Anononon March 21, 2007