Smactalism

Smactalism-an art form which male indviduals spank there meat all over city property such as walls,sidewalks,benches,fire hydrants or anything that might be considered vandalism thus calling it smactalism

The criminal has been charged with over 3 counts of Smactalism

by VelvetClouds April 16, 2014

smart trim

To have a smart haircut, usually used as a derogatory term

Smart trim mate

by Bob08695567546799 January 20, 2015

smart bug

Smart person

Lucy studies a lot, I can tell she is a smart bug.

by HeyJes March 27, 2015

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

Smart Odd Kid

Those middle and high schoolers who sort of fit in social parameters but not very well because they're weird and also proud of how good they are at school. Pretty much the opposite of a dumb jock, except both of these guys can be egotistic.

Kyle: You know those smart odd kids who think grades are everything?
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.

by internetless December 25, 2015

smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

Smartface

a real dumbass, sarcastically speaking. bloody idiot.

Hey smartface, get the hell outta the road!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016