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a gay person

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

secret

when someone of the opposite sex wants to whisper to your ear something personal. But they secretly attack you, licking your ear and tickling your ear drum with their tongue

Depending on the state of the two people. This maybe found arousing.

Girl: Can I tell you a secret?
Boy: Yes
Girl: licks the inner of the boys ear
Boy: aww you got me

by NoPouties July 25, 2010

secret santa

A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...

I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.

by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004

secret sock

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.

Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"

by MBFree September 6, 2008

Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.

Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.

by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010

Scrat

A name for a hamster that is dumb and has big balls.

"Wow, that hamsters a Scrat..."

by Monty Kaplinski June 20, 2008

ichy scratchy

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.

I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.

by April Arsenic January 26, 2009