sack race

A contest between male rivals to see who can swing their nuts back and forth the fastest without using their hands. The fastest moving sack wins the race

Edgar clearly showed his dominance over Jonny by swinging his sack at an astonishing speed and winning the sack race.

by DLF June 21, 2005

saran sack

when your nuts stick to your leg so intensly that your completely convinced that you have commercial grade saran wrap between your legs. ( common cure, pam )

dam its hot out here and i got a serious case of saran sack

by sgt holman September 18, 2006

potato sacking

throwing one over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

Alex was potato sacking me.

by ticklberry November 12, 2009

sorry sack of fuck

one who isn't worth a damn.

girl 1: Have you gotten your child support?
girl 2: girl naw that sorry sack of fuck doesn't even have a job.

by vais4lovers March 15, 2010

sack

Someone's bag of marijuana

Yo, lemme get a sack for twenty!

by Shane The Juggalo February 20, 2005

sack-o-vision

When you place your testicles over someones eyes.

Much like night vision and arabian goggles, except sack-o-vision.

"I'll give you sack-o-vision if you don't shut up now Mr Howard!"

by John Howards August 12, 2005

sack rot

Where heavy sweating and chafing on the balls results in itching, burning and in severe cases infection. This is exacerbated by poor hygiene and a hot climate. Similar to trench crack or chefs arse.
Men with sack rot are easily spotted because they look like they just dismounted a horse and adopt a "John Wayne" stance.

Gordon's chefs arse crossed the biffins bridge and now he's got sack rot with an infection 'cos he keeps wiping the shit on his nuts. No wonder he's such a mardy bastard!

by Patrese January 8, 2009