Awkward Salmon

A phrase used to describe an especially awkward moment in a conversation, accompanied by a rapid-slapping of the inner thighs.

She just walked the walk of shame. Awkward Salmon!

by JLambert November 20, 2010

snatching salmon

Picking up women in a social place/situation.

When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.

by KG-Bizzle March 1, 2011

erica simon

A very pretty girl that doesn't understand that her best guy friend wants to be more

Don't pull an Erica Simon.

by What's my real name? October 13, 2016

arnau salmons

if you are an "arnau salmons", then you are the biggest smoker of tabacco ever existed in earth. You are also one of the thinest person in the universe, and sometimes smoke weed with Bochi. Arnau Salmons is not a bad person though, he is funny and tries to make fun of everything (exept if u call him "Tabac")

-Hi, Arnau Salmons
-Hi, im just rolling a joint, wanna hit this beautiful blunt?
-No, I don't smoke
-Oh okay, hahahaha so funny lmao
-Tabac
-WTF DUDE U SO FCKING RETARDED OMG U ARE A GORDAC

by feshiterapeuta October 18, 2018

Simon

To become swoll, too swoll to explain in words. No further explanation is needed. If you're not to this swoll level, you wouldn't understand.

I got a new jacket and it's so Simon.

I got a new jacket and it's too swoll to explain.

by The Swoll Master December 31, 2009

salmoning

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.

The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.

by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007

happy salmon

A salmon that is between a toasted bun. Vegetables are usually included, mayonnaise is a must.

Who's a happy salmon?

You're a happy salmon for eating the happy salmon sandwich!

by Phishermansonski August 7, 2008