Queef

Like a fart from the vagina. Use it to torture your male friends with >:3

Marie: What the queef are you doing, Braylon?
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*

by Hannah Castway >:) October 4, 2022

Man Queef

Man queef
/man/kwēf/
Vulgar Slang, North American
Noun
When men who regularly practice docking get air trapped in their enlarged urethra’s, eventually they must expel that air (typically after getting erect) in the form of a “man queef.”

Guys, did you hear that man queef?! Someone must be happy to see me!

by Th3RealPoopMaster9000 May 12, 2022

Queef

a fart that is stuck in your front butt

I think I have to queef, not fart, but queef.

by spicynuggiethot February 5, 2022

c-queef

when you eat someone out and they have covid and they queef in your mouth

guy 1: hey how was that chick last night

guy 2: bro she c-queefed in my mouth

by gaypussylol September 17, 2021

Queef

A pussy fart

Dude 1: I was fingering your nan last night and I heard the queef
Dude 2: that’s discussing I don’t want to know that

by Cayden the cu#t June 11, 2019

Queef Mcduck

Bens a queef Mcduck

I.E. a Faggot

Bens a faggot aka queef mcduckington

by Addxxx March 11, 2017

Queef

Slang for an old woman

"Ah Mary, she's a sweet old queef."

by Citrus.bitch March 21, 2019