plummer's paradox

A plummer's paradox is a situation that, upon first inspection, appears to be paradoxical, but in fact is not at all.

Ex:
"After she broke her jaw in that car accident, she couldn't chew, and could barely swallow. But she didn't starve; to the contrary she was well fed. What a paradox!"
"Ah, you mean a plummer's paradox. Of course, they kept her tube-fed."

by jowjow November 4, 2013

plump finger

The act of finger fucking a chick because your finger is bigger than your dick

Dude, you should plump finger that chick.

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

Plumper Butter Nutter

Taking the Jizz from a fat person and making a sandwich out of it.

This Plumper Butter Nutter Taste really good with Tuna !!

by Awesomeness02 March 3, 2015

plumpster

A fat person

You see the size of that plumpster?

by WaaWaamp84 January 10, 2016

plumb smugglers

pants that fit too tight in just the crotch region for a guy. different than skinny jeans, where pants are a tight fit throughout. when guy sits down in tight pants, looks like he is smuggling two round fruits.

See that guy sitting over there?... He needs to buy a different cut of jeans. With those plumb smugglers, looks like he trying to hide two plumbs.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

Plumed

To be the victim of a plum throwing incident.

I was walking down the street then all of a sudden I got plumed.

by Loopt March 1, 2017

Plumbus

Everyone knows what purpose a plumbus serves, so there's no need to explain their functionality.
Everyone has one in their Home.

Adam: Yo dude, can i borrow your plumbus? I broke mine yesterday.
Alex: Sorry bro, mine isn't working.

Bob: Hey, did you know that Abby doesn't have a Plumbus in her house?
Barry: Really? What is she, a f*cking troglodyte?

by SaveKekistan.exe July 10, 2017