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Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 2, 2019
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Pengston

It is a way of taking peng to the next level and is a way of showing your approval for something .....
'that person is sooo pengston'

' how was that party at the weekend'
' it was pengston'
by lici5467 January 16, 2010
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Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.
by menoenglish April 20, 2017
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Penguinz0

Hey, i saw this dude on youtube. His channel name is Penguinz0. He looks a lot like Jesus
by NotGrowtopian September 28, 2021
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Pennsylvania punisher

It started with the Pennsylvania punisher. It ended...badly.
by Angel Rodriquez November 16, 2007
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Alfred Pennyworth

One bad ass, mother fucker that is not to be trifled with. More or less Bruce Wayne's butler.

He has made appearances and/or played major roles in all of the Batman movies and TV shows.
Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.

<b>-LATER IN THE MOVIE-</B>

Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?

Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.

Bruce Wayne: How?

Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.
by Don't drink the ocean whaterr! November 16, 2009
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Penswick

1. Bear claw specialist.

2. Involved in the worst kind of physically brutal sexual intercourse that England has ever known.

3. An incredibly hairy creature, the real reason behind recent sightings of Bigfoot and other mythical monsters, such as King Kong.

4. A gaze which is capable of impregnating a woman on sight.
Woman: I feel something kicking inside of me suddenly

Man: Dude, you must have just been Penswicked!
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Man 1: Dude, i think i just saw Bigfoot!!

Man 2: Nah dude, thats just Penswick, leave it alone, it'll find a woman to impregnate.
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Woman 1: That was some rough sex last night, I feel like I have been Penswicked!!
by SummerOnions October 5, 2008
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