Penswick

1. Bear claw specialist.

2. Involved in the worst kind of physically brutal sexual intercourse that England has ever known.

3. An incredibly hairy creature, the real reason behind recent sightings of Bigfoot and other mythical monsters, such as King Kong.

4. A gaze which is capable of impregnating a woman on sight.

Woman: I feel something kicking inside of me suddenly

Man: Dude, you must have just been Penswicked!
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Man 1: Dude, i think i just saw Bigfoot!!

Man 2: Nah dude, thats just Penswick, leave it alone, it'll find a woman to impregnate.
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Woman 1: That was some rough sex last night, I feel like I have been Penswicked!!

by SummerOnions October 5, 2008

Penswick

The ability to consume obscene amounts of alcohol without any affects or inebriation whatsoever.

Man 1- See that guy there? He's been drinking straight for five hours and he is still playing cricket!!

Man 2- I know! he totally pulled a Penswick!

by AlfieMale October 16, 2008

Pelswick

A disability-positive cartoon that aired on Nickelodeon from 2000-2002 about a boy who was a wheelchair user (but didn't see it as his whole identity) and had a hippie named Mr. Jimmy as his guardian angel. His family included a sister, Kate, a brother, Bobby, his dad, Quentin and his grandmother, Gram-Gram and his friends included Ace, Goon, Julie and Sandra.

Pelswick was one of the best cartoons ever!

by Chandra July 3, 2005

pelswick

a 13-year-old boy in a wheelchair.

"yo, that nigga's a pelswick!"

by don tronson February 26, 2005

Pelswick

A derogatory term for any male that has soft qualities. Could be their lack of ability to pick up one night stands at a bar, or their general nerdness. Could also call them Pelz for short. Or someone REALLY deserving the name could be called Captain P, or Lt. P.

Ole Pelswick over there hasnt sealed a deal in months.

by T101mhz November 8, 2010