The best man among all the people on Earth, only one man has ever had this title, but his location is sadly unknown. so be on the lookout because you never know when you might be looking at DAVE!! (yes DAVE!! is the name, all caps and including the 2 exclamation marks ONLY 2).
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Get the Sweet Baby Dave mug.Dave is such an amazing person who brings the best in others.He might not realise it but he is a light tht inspires others. Dave is super special and a once in a lifetime person. Moi.
Dave tends to undervalue himself sometimes, but Dave is loved more than what he thinks. Dave is talented, hard-worker and a very kind and beautiful soul. Dave succeeds in everything he puts his heart into. Mimoiii
Dave deserves happiness and success in ever aspects of life. If Dave don't give up and continue to have faith , Dave will receive the heavenly reward waiting for him.
Dave can and Dave will. Fighting✨😘
Dave tends to undervalue himself sometimes, but Dave is loved more than what he thinks. Dave is talented, hard-worker and a very kind and beautiful soul. Dave succeeds in everything he puts his heart into. Mimoiii
Dave deserves happiness and success in ever aspects of life. If Dave don't give up and continue to have faith , Dave will receive the heavenly reward waiting for him.
Dave can and Dave will. Fighting✨😘
by Mimoiii March 5, 2022
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Get the Slow dave mug.Allegedly this is a code phrase used to identify text scammers whose locations are compromised so that they have a chance to get out of their location before organized crime families, ICE or the FBI storm their location.
In Ohio, it was said that one text scammer, who asked for the wrong social security number by text, was found cut into small pieces with an exacto knife, the phrase "Hi Dave" carved into his forehead.
Another guy, in Florida, asked for a social security number and if the caller was 21 and was mailed to his hometown in New Mexico in 21 boxes.
Of course, to prevent panic, all references to Dave, saying HI to Dave, Dave saying hi, are under the strictest of media blackouts. None of the Say Hi to Dave murders are known about outside of a few people dumb enough to ask about it on social media.
Disinformation op or reality, all I know is I don't want to have anyone ask me about Dave. And if you're a scammer, and you see "Say hi to Dave," you should probably run. Ask yourself... is it safe not to run?
Or maybe its just something Dave started.
In Ohio, it was said that one text scammer, who asked for the wrong social security number by text, was found cut into small pieces with an exacto knife, the phrase "Hi Dave" carved into his forehead.
Another guy, in Florida, asked for a social security number and if the caller was 21 and was mailed to his hometown in New Mexico in 21 boxes.
Of course, to prevent panic, all references to Dave, saying HI to Dave, Dave saying hi, are under the strictest of media blackouts. None of the Say Hi to Dave murders are known about outside of a few people dumb enough to ask about it on social media.
Disinformation op or reality, all I know is I don't want to have anyone ask me about Dave. And if you're a scammer, and you see "Say hi to Dave," you should probably run. Ask yourself... is it safe not to run?
Or maybe its just something Dave started.
Thanks, Miguel. I'll give you your social security number as soon as you tell me yours. Let's do this!
Miguel... get out. Lose my number. Run. Say Hi to Dave for me. Wear a clean shirt for YouTube. God bless you and good luck. Be safe. Staying put is not *safe.*
Who was your last target? No, no, dont tell me, I don't want to risk it. Just say hi to Dave. Don't take time to google it, just get out. Please get out. I dont want to testify again. just go. please go.
Miguel... get out. Lose my number. Run. Say Hi to Dave for me. Wear a clean shirt for YouTube. God bless you and good luck. Be safe. Staying put is not *safe.*
Who was your last target? No, no, dont tell me, I don't want to risk it. Just say hi to Dave. Don't take time to google it, just get out. Please get out. I dont want to testify again. just go. please go.
by Absolutely NOT Dave October 14, 2025
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Person 1: It's Anti-Dave Day!!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Celebration of Dave's Defeat on Gamejolt
Person 2: Who is Dave?
Person 1: A Child Molester who would harrass and stalk People
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Celebration of Dave's Defeat on Gamejolt
Person 2: Who is Dave?
Person 1: A Child Molester who would harrass and stalk People
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