he/she needs an enema

politically correct way of saying someone is full of shit

Nurse 1"Why is that new nurse late again'?

Nurse 2 "She said her bady daddy was late picking up the kids due to a 19 car accident on the freeway that he caused because he is such a loser he 4 flat tires and then ran out of gas, so he abandoned his car and walked 3 miles to her house." According to her its not her fault she got knocked up by an irresponsible loser. '

Nurse 1 "Yeah, whatever, he/she needs an enema"

by voodoomutt May 1, 2012

needham

a place where houses are worth 5 million dollars, great sports and amazing schools. You are considered poor if you are a girl with out a juicy outfit for every day of the year, or don't have a porsche.

it is also the bank capital of mass, probably cuz everybody is wicked rich.

Needham owns wellesley at everything.

"Go to the bank in ur boxter and get me a couple hundred to go shopping at juicy mommy!"

by yalll December 8, 2007

needle dick

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.

Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.

by TW December 19, 2004

He needs some milk

An expression used to suggest instant relieve to a victim of pepperspray.

Wow, we really thought the girl in that viral video suggested 'he needs some milk' randomly, but it was really us being blissfully unaware of the use of milk to keep your eyesight after being maced. Guess we need some milk.

by Trip Fontaine the Cat June 9, 2020

my package needs a stimulus

give me some attention ahorita

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.

by BPB 562 February 15, 2009

needle taped to the hip

the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have

Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...

by Innasense February 14, 2005

Needle Pokes

The after effects of shooting yourself with heroin needles. Your arm is left with small holes from the siringe.

Prodigy Of Mobb Deep from his solo debut album H.N.I.C. Head Nigga In Charge on the song "Rock Dat".

"Niggaz don't know what the pain is man, I got 200 needle pokes in my arm nigga".

by Gadgettt June 3, 2005