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soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.
I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.
by Hope money July 9, 2010
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dirty nosebleed

A friendly gesture in which one person fingers their shithole and jams said crap covered finger into the snotlocker of another. The nose of the recipient then begins to bleed resulting in an explosive stream of blood, snot and poo.
Dirty Red: My asshole itches...

Lil' Be Be: All of this winter weather is causing my nose to dry out....

Dirty Red: JAM!...ha ha....dirty nosebleed....go clean yourself up you stank ass trick....
by Capt Horatio Fellatio January 26, 2011
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Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
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Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
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by Carbonicci April 26, 2014
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Toaster Nose

A person with nostrils so big you can cook poptarts in them.
Boy: Hey do you know Rami Barakat?

Girl: Yeah he has such a toaster nose! I want cinnamon poptarts every time I see him.
by odlawansierehw September 13, 2014
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Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.
by browndoctor May 14, 2015
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get noskoped

Derived from the correct phrase Get No Scoped. Get noskoped is when an older audience uses it to insult a younger player. Or when a younger player does something good he will say Get Noskoped! As a taunt to the other team. Or when I 1st person player has a sniper and shoots without aiming or (ADS)
Players OHHHHHHHHH
You/Anyone: Get noskoped!

Player: Watch this kill cam
Player: Okay?
Player: See that Acrose the Map Noscope!

Kid:Get noskoped mate
Player:Oh shut the fuck up
by InsultsOnly August 12, 2015
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The Nostalgia Effect

When you play a game for so long that it isn't as appealing as it used to be when you first started, and you yearn for that past claiming "It was better" when really, you want to relive the feeling of discovery.
Gamer 1: Dude, I miss the old TF2. It was sooo much better!
Gamer 2: Nah, you just miss the past. It's The Nostalgia Effect, man.
by high school nerd 152 July 12, 2016
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