Meatsuck

The slobering of female lips upon the male genitalia. See also blowjob and oral sex, but those words aint as great.

The current meatsuck record holder is the ALMIGHTY RONALDINO with a flabergasting 4 times in about like 2 hours.

This amazing 2:1 ratio of meatsucks to hours has yet to be topped by even the most luxurious of niggers and playa haters.

For more information send me $5 and i'll fill you in on how it works.

Ya boy: "Yo did you get that meatsuck last night?"

The boss: "Bitch why you even asking me that question you know im the meatsuck record holder of USA, got that gold medal muthafucker."

Ya boy: "My apologies for offending your greatness"

The boss: Damn straight.

by SteelerfaninPeru October 16, 2008

meatshake

The male form of milkshake.

See "milkshake".

My meatshake brings all the chicks to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours....

by funkmiester May 15, 2004

meatsauce

verb, meaning a huge victory for a team that had a large presence on both offense and defense.

"Dude, how about that game yesterday? We had six touchdowns and a safety?!"

"Yeah, man, we meatsauced 'em!"

by photosbyrobert January 17, 2009

Meats

A mans package; cock and balls.

<i>Ex1: My nizzle Jeff said last night that a bitch was all up on his meats.
Ex2: When Jeff eats beef his meats get hard.</i>

by Derick "Dizzle" Dickson September 22, 2003

meatsweats

When your giving it to your girl so good she gets that all over her body sweat.

Dan, I want you to hit it so good I get the meatsweats!

by peeweeblonde July 18, 2014

meatsock

a grey, old and linty sock full of bloody ground beef used for chewing or slapping.

feel the wrath of my meatsock!

by steinsta January 17, 2008

Meatskirt

The pouch that male cats often have that hangs from their stomach area. It hangs down such that when the male cat is sitting down it looks like a meatskirt.

That cat's meatskirt is very large and bulbous.

by jessikad November 2, 2008