Nystrom Magic

When someone says something in a game is OP or Imbalanced, and nystrom says its fine.

Then, when you challenge him to show him that its OP / Imba, he beats your ass.

evo: "crocs are OP!"
nystrom: "no its not"
evo: "ill show you"
nystrom: "ok"

20mn later

evo: "gg :("

nr2:

dgn: "lets play 2v2, me and l33tff against you and evo"
nystrom: "ok"
dgn: "what map?"
nystrom: "lorraine"
dgn: "but allies is OP on that map"
nystrom: "well be axis"
dgn: "ok, but well beat you in no time"
nystrom: "hell no, well beat you, and then laugh at you for 2 years"

30min later

nystrom: "told you"
evo: "thats nystrom magic for you"

by evotech September 29, 2007

short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.

Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.

by Udertheo February 25, 2010

Magic Hand

A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".

I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.

She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.

by Feaz January 12, 2007

magic chicken

A cock that can do tricks.

Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?

by EddyK May 4, 2005

Magic Johnson

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"

"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"

by Nato July 1, 2005

puff the magic dragon

1. a dragon, in a mystical world, known as puff, puff the magic dragon :)
2. the magic dragon can be refered as a drug pipe, and u can puff the magic dragon.
3. wat josh wants to be for halloween

1. puff the magic dragon, flying over the seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE aw shut the fuck up
2. dude, pass the magic dragon yo, mother fucker taking all the puff
3. ha ha ha, josh, u look like puff the magic dragon

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

Magic trick

the magic trick is when you have a girl giving you head, and you pull out and nut in her eyes, and while she wiping it out you grab your shit and leave.

haha you shoulda seen that bitch, she was blowin, me and i did the magic trick and she didnt know where i fuckin went

by justinxxhxc January 21, 2010