Martin dick

A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.

Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.

Seb - what do you mean?

Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?

by Thefinisher69 January 11, 2017

Martial Arts

A Sport were butt kicking and being tortured is required.

Martial Arts is a torturing sport.

by DefineThis1904 August 5, 2018

rimmy martin

slang for rim job

yo girl, let me get the rimmy martin.

by unclebarbosa February 5, 2012

Riccardo Martinez

Super fucking gay cunt

Your being a Riccardo Martinez

by Please let December 5, 2017

Martinizing

a through banging brought forth by a member of the Martin family

a chick i know had a 1 hour martinizing session

by Robs2001f150 March 18, 2009

Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93 MPH fast ball by you with one pitch then make you look like a cocksniffer as you fan on his 12 MPH change-up. He's also one of the funniest and most entertaining players in the game and will not back down from anybody, not even a 75 year old whale ( see Don Zimmer )

Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."

by j_breeze September 10, 2008

nasty martin

When you surprise your partner by sticking your finger up their bum and screaming "WAAAZZZZZZAAAAAA!!"

"He gave me a Nasty Martin, and it was kinda hot. "

by Special_Kk August 1, 2009