Ahoy Matey

Thy largest of thy here blown pecker. Where thy 2 incher hardy blows to a 3 inch hammer

“Dammm that girl thicccc.”
“Ahoy Matey”
“What?”
“I got a huge boner dude”
“Gay”
“No homo tho”
“Oh ok”

by youngeeeennn September 25, 2019

Alabama Soul Mates

When you meet your soulmate at a family reunion

I met my cousin, Carmine, at my family reunion and we’re married now. We’re Alabama Soul Mates!

by alabamasoulmate March 1, 2019

Materazzi

Pussy Italian football player

In classic Italian style, Materazzi quickly fell over and winced in pain after Zidane headbutted him in the chest.

by Big Eric July 12, 2006

Pornographic Material

When a male specimen puts his stick(Penis) into a women's hole(Vagina).

Cole uses pornographic material daily to let out his eggs AKA CUM but he does not put it into a women's hole because he is a homo and he don't want no damn kids.

by BOBTHEKIDer December 11, 2017

play mates

It is like fuck buddies but in a nicer way. Usually two people who have been in a relationship but it as not worked out. They still have some sort of sexual feelings for the person though, So become play mates. As in having sex, fingering etc.

Me and jessie didnt work out so now we're play mates

by Holly123 October 1, 2006

Stefan-Material

A slang term for pornography. Popular in the united kingdom among freshies.

Dipesh:That stefan-material was whack
Dinesh:Ye tehre are too many wak brers

by Jack the lad5 April 20, 2006

Not boyfriend material

Male whose lifestyle is totally non-compliant with female lifestyle requirements. Doesn't necessarily mean that the male has insufficient attractiveness, but is unable to comply with partnership disiplines.

...why haven't you got a girlfriend?" "I'm just not boyfriend material!

by facebookfree June 20, 2011