Doc martens

The coolest shoes/boots on the planet. Usually called gay or ugly by ignorant and/or stupid people.

This scene girl called my doc martens gay and I killed her.

by mmmartian April 11, 2010

martian rocks

The world's strongest bud! Lab tests confirm it at 98.2 % THC.

Process. A top shelf-nug is first dipped in hash oil, dusted with fire kief, rolled in a CBD extract, coated in pure THC crystals, doused in CO2 Oil, lovingly smothered in bud budder, generously sprinkled with green crack, followed by a dash of dank dust, and finally a refreshing dip in weed jello-o. It's been described as a "killer high".

Literally, as smoking these will lead to your sudden death.

See also: Moon Rocks.

1) "Have you heard of these new Martian rocks? SMH white people can never just smoke and chill.
2) "Bro let's pop down to the dispensary and cop some Martian Rocks before they're all sold out!"
3) "Hey homie did you hear about Tommy? Got himself some of those Martian Rocks and totally cashed out last night. RIP buddy, hope the high was worth it."

by aliend4wg July 12, 2017

McSweeney Martini

A cocktail made from gin and vermouth and topped off with a big fat giant lie.

Customer: Is that a McSweeney Martini?
Bartender: No, it's a warm glass of milk.
Customer: What? Oh! Ha ha.
Bartender: Ha ha.

by NickelSlot August 1, 2010

Cassius Martinez

A man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers.

"I am a great Cassius Martinez". "But are you a man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers". "Yes I am"

by Dutch Supermarket March 22, 2017

Martinaitis

a terrible laughing disease you catch from being around the funnest girl ever

You probably just have Martinaitis again. Start hanging around your lame friends and the disease will fade

by Sabah December 2, 2003

Martin

To be racist

"Bro I called this guy the n word and my supervisor praised me"
"Bro you're such a Martin"

by The_big_penis_guy January 23, 2021

Jake Martin

A boy from Degrassi Season 11 in his Junior year who is portrayed by Justin Kelly. Many believe he is a unicorn as it is impossible to be the level of sexy and adorable which he is. He wears a wide variety of plaid shirts and work boots which usually are not hot, but on him, they somehow are. He has flawless skin, is very tall and for some reason, when he talks, angels sing. He probably poops rainbows and lollipops. He fixes things like broken sinks and is also good with his hands (at carpentry and probably other things...). His girlfriend is Clare Edwards which is awkward because their parents are dating. This couples' nickname is Cake.

"Jake Martin would make fixing the toilet look sexy!"

or,

"I love Cake!"

by momopaul August 16, 2011