Definitions by mmmartian

Doc martens

The coolest shoes/boots on the planet. Usually called gay or ugly by ignorant and/or stupid people.

This scene girl called my doc martens gay and I killed her.

Ramen=really tasty, therefore, ramen noodles= really tasty noodles

I eat ramen noodles with no water and the whole seasoning packet because I have badass taste-buds.