Jack Jones

Just straight up autism.

is your child Jack Jones ?

Jack Jones by Big Muss September 28, 2018

neville jones 

a 16 year old kid that lives in surrey, usually busy smoking weed at a near by school or playing videogames, wears a leather jacket and thinks hes a crazy ma fucka, but he isnt

man, that neville guy is such a douche

neville jones by WoRlD of WarCraft RocKs Dude!!! January 7, 2005

Elliot Jones 

Meaning 'Son of God'.
Elliot meaning Jahovah is God.
Jones meaning son of John.
Hence making the phrase son of God.

1." Oh my Elliot Jones "

Elliot Jones by Elliot J February 19, 2009

love jones 

A penis at full attention.

Put the love jones in your mouth so I can feed you some of this coconut milk. Beeoch.

love jones by Evull-E November 2, 2004

Davy Jones Locker 

A sex act where you insert a squid or octopus in your rectum, in order to expel it while your partner is giving you oral sex as a joke.

Dude! I totally pulled a Davy Jones Locker on that girl I met at the frat party last night!

Davy Jones Locker by LogSwift January 30, 2012

indiana jones 

my faux husband. divorced man i live with. my manny. unemployed man who takes care of my child. dependable in all scenarios of house sitting, baby sitting, pet sitting. makes good tacos, salsa and spaghetti. has vagina phobia.

I don't know what I'd do without my Indiana Jones since my husband is always gone!

indiana jones by viscioustart March 28, 2005

spike jones 

An amazing directer and maker of short documentaries like one about girl skaters. The directer of the Weezer videos Undone (Sweater Song) and Buddy Holly. Also made Sabotage video by the Beastie Boys and many others.

Spike Jones isn't really hot, but Rivers from Weezer is! So is little drummer guy at the beginning of From the Works of Spike Jones the dvd!

spike jones by Stephanie June 7, 2005