Jake

A Jake is a real go getter and will most likely be successful in life. He’s a romantic who will get overlooked due to ignorance. If you find one keep it. He’s dynamite in the sack.

Someone: Have you slept with Jake yet?
Stranger: No but I heard it’s small.
Someone: Average, but, he really knows how to work it in. I loved it.

by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020

Jake

Jake from state farm

Jake wears some nice khakis.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Jake Paul

A deluded fuck who thinks he's the shit and thinks he can fight anyone and this person also gets his nose busted and pussies away from a greater challenge.

John was meant to fight today but he's nowhere to be seen. He's such a Jake Paul

by amsah chanon say October 8, 2020

jake

very cool skater boy

how that jake is well cool at life

by the main skater boi October 11, 2020

jake paul

jake paul is a short term that also means either cancer or someone who marries someone for fun and a month later breaks up with them :)

omg, I was just diagnosed with jake paul!

by allison~ October 11, 2020

jaehuykc

shooters for jaehyuk, jihoon and junghwan. any tongue that rises against the triple j shall fall. believes in yoon jaehyuk, park jihoon and so junghwan supremacy 🧎 ♂️

“Are you jaehuykc?”
“Um, yes?”
“Period. Jaehyuk king! Jihoon king! Junghwan king!”

by jaehuykc October 15, 2020

Jake

Jake is a hot and sexy dude that all the girls have a crush on. He is comfortable talking to the opposite gender and is chill in most situations. He is very outgoing and talented, and popular too. Jake is loyal and kind, but likes to innocently poke fun at people, especially cute girls.

Girl: "Dang! Jake is so hot and just amazing! I believe I have a crush on him."

by Yup, I'm THE king of simps October 20, 2020