Norwegian fish hook

An usually curved penis, served over ice.

Jackson: The old huckelbuck failed me for the last time!
Josh: Huh?
Sir Issac Newton: According to my hypothesis, I'm clinically dead.
Pee-Wee Herman: What a heartless bitch!
Norwegian guy: Does anyone have some ice? I've got a Norwegian fish hook over here...

by mrm5593 October 4, 2006

hooked

After consuming such a large ammount of alcohol or drugs that one can not be bothered to move, or are so hooked that they could not move if they wanted. Usually results in being stuck in a very uncomfortable position.

I got completely hooked on the sofa last night after those spliffs

by Christopher Stephens June 17, 2007

Hook

Hook, or to hook is when your tires grab instead of break loose durring acceleration

"My 60'time was crap cause I couldnt hook for shit."

by SATANZ31 October 14, 2006

Hooker Foot

A new local form of currency, not backed by the government, utilizing the severed feet of prostitutes that has become an accepted medium of exchange for a growing number of goods and services.

Sebastian lost his tooth playing kick the hobo and received a hooker foot from the tooth fairy when he put it under his pillow.

by Temp6868 October 14, 2011

Wat da hook gon be?

1. Used to denote what is going to happen.

2. Asking what is needed to attract people to a fatty beat. i.e.: A f'in sweet beat track that allows people to get into a song.

3. A rap song by Murphy Lee, featuring Jermaine Dupri

1. Wat da hook gon be, man?

2. "Wat da hook gon be on this fatty beat, dog?"

3. Lyrics of Chorus: "Wat da hook gon be? See, I dont need no f'in hook on this beat, all I need is a track in the background, my headphones loud, keepin' the blunt goin' round. And I'm a rip it."

by Christopher B. March 14, 2006

captain hook

To have a crooked penis.

Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.

by deez nutz in yo mouth March 16, 2007

hook up

A dealer you mainly rely on.

Yeah dawg hes my main hook-up.

by Korey Herndon June 18, 2004