Hess

When someone is very very very old. Derived from the fact that Charlton Heston played Moses in a movie, when in fact he was probably alive at the same time Moses was actually alive. Hess comes from the first few letters of Heston's last name.

I saw a Hess at the beach today, he had wrinkles on top of his wrinkles.

The gym had to call an ambulence today when a Hess tried to use the stairmaster.

Hess by Wildcat2285 April 20, 2010

hessel 

'To Hessel' means: to masturbate while thinking of anal sex with animals.

"dude, the ass of that dog makes me horny. I'd really like to Hessel right now!"

hessel by Hessel August 10, 2006

heshbot

In the Skateboarding world a heshbot is a skater who is insanly good and there hesh.

Guy1:Dude Stephens a heshbot!
Guy2:Ya i know!

heshbot by Darwin McCheese April 29, 2006

Hesher 

Hesher means Hesher. Lots of people go hesher. If you dont go hesher fyou

He was hesher

Hesher by SwaggyKush October 12, 2016

Heshie 

A heshie is what you call a person when you don't know whether they are a he or she so you call them a heshie.

Person 1 - Is that a he or a she?
Person 2 - I dunno..must be a heshie.
Person 1 - Ohhhh I see

Heshie by heshie_lover October 12, 2009

heskey 

silly northern twat

"oooh aye"

heskey by al3c March 26, 2003

hesh 

when someone is like total gnar.

He is so mechanically hesh!

hesh by LALA LAND August 25, 2004