hesher

Hesher can be generally described as a grungy, long-haired person with a "still stuck in the '80s" image. Usually seen wearing leather motorcycle or denim jacket full of band patches, torn acid-washed jeans and an '80s rock t-shirt.

Likes to listen to some heavy metal tunes while riding an old school van. Charactirized by an outlaw attitude, probably drinks alcohol and smokes weed. Similar in appearance to a thrasher.

That hesher was constantly stage diving at the thrash gig last Friday.

by aaarn October 30, 2012

hesher

Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

When are those heshers going to realize that it's not 1989 anymore?

by Justin Scott August 22, 2003

hesher

A grungy, long haired, plastic comb-brush in the back pocket stoner with an 80’s rock shirt. Sometimes, a little ‘off’ from the drug damage. Rides an adult sized BMX bike around town and knocks over trash cans by kicking out with his back tire.

We sold that hesher oregano! Look, he's acting like he's all stoned!

Wanted: Hard rocking, long haired, white trash stoner for air instrument Cover Band. Likes to ride BMX a +.

by \o|o/ April 24, 2006

Hesher

a Person usu. male who frequents metal shows and Music Stores. Generally Possessing long Hair. Pre-"Grunge" era, yet similar in appearance.

"hey, check out that Hesher in the Metallica Shirt"

by Greezy Hesher August 31, 2011

hesher

Long haired, usually mulleted person who listens and rocks out to Metal or Thrash music.Generally seen wearing acid-washed jeans, leather motorcycle or denim jacket covered with band and skull patches. Will often have a Molester Moustache

Damn, look at the Krokus backpatch on the greasy hesher!!!!

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

hesher

Someone who smokes and drinks and loves metal.

Cephalic carnage...full on heshers

by Bill Llib September 21, 2005

Hesher

Me.

I am a hesher.

I love being a hesher.

I will never stop being one.

Me. Metal Rules. Fuck you.

by Matt January 14, 2005