Used to describe the most beautiful thing to walk the face of the earth. Even though she dates douchebag pussies who think their hot shit, we still love her. <3
Did you see that girl?" "Yeah shes a Finch." "Too bad shes stuck with that prick. She deserves better.
by Hugh Schlong April 22, 2011
Get the Finch mug.A modification of standing congress, the stud finder involves picking up the woman and having her lean back. Back parallel to the ground. Approach a wall and begin to thrust while slide stepping down the wall. After putting a couple holes in the wall, find a support (a stud) and promptly hang a picture. Hopefully you'll have a wall full of pictures... eventually.
After doing the stud finder last night a family of 4 ended up in the hospital with broken spines and 4 new Van Gogh's were hung on my wall.
by No Crabs, but I have VD October 4, 2009
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"Alba's titties are all kinds of fine. Especially since she got knocked up"
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"Alba's titties are all kinds of fine. Especially since she got knocked up"
by ahh-jooo June 27, 2008
Get the all kinds of fine mug.Coital interruption by which the penis is removed from the vagina and inserted in the anus, and vice versa.
by J. Maxwell September 16, 2006
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THEE ugliest damn fence you ever did see. Sloppy & just as effective a barrier between you & something pretty as a cock-blocking, acne-riddled, mongoloid chaperone with a staph infection. In literal terms: a fence, either taller or shorter than yourself, made with equal parts dirt & piss... with a sprinkling of rocks and shit thrown in. For flavor. (corn, not included)
A term of endearment for the exceptionally ugly.
*may or my not include an aroma.
If inhaled, please see your physician immediately. Prolonged viewing of a mud fence may result in a stain to your retinas. For the perverse: a desire to marvel at the antithesis of beauty, dark eye protection is required. Over-exposure WILL result in gut-wrenching nausea. Common, pink, OTC remedies will fail to relieve symtoms.
The only known cure for retinal burning &/or nausea is to smash a powdered aspirin into each eye after ingesting one tablespoon of cannabis oil, orally.
*if you are found waking up next to a mud fence it will be to your everlasting shame & you will need to smoke the cannabis oil. In such dire cases it is also recommended that you substitute the crushed aspirin in your eyes with rock salt, raw.
THEE ugliest damn fence you ever did see. Sloppy & just as effective a barrier between you & something pretty as a cock-blocking, acne-riddled, mongoloid chaperone with a staph infection. In literal terms: a fence, either taller or shorter than yourself, made with equal parts dirt & piss... with a sprinkling of rocks and shit thrown in. For flavor. (corn, not included)
A term of endearment for the exceptionally ugly.
*may or my not include an aroma.
If inhaled, please see your physician immediately. Prolonged viewing of a mud fence may result in a stain to your retinas. For the perverse: a desire to marvel at the antithesis of beauty, dark eye protection is required. Over-exposure WILL result in gut-wrenching nausea. Common, pink, OTC remedies will fail to relieve symtoms.
The only known cure for retinal burning &/or nausea is to smash a powdered aspirin into each eye after ingesting one tablespoon of cannabis oil, orally.
*if you are found waking up next to a mud fence it will be to your everlasting shame & you will need to smoke the cannabis oil. In such dire cases it is also recommended that you substitute the crushed aspirin in your eyes with rock salt, raw.
"And you thought the chick/dude I brought home last week was ugly?!? You should've seen the stacked pile of shit that Bob/Bobbie brought back from the bar! As pretty as a mud fence."
"I hope we get the cute (ant.) waitress. If I have to look at that mud fence I'll lose my appetite."
"Did you see the shed he built last year for his mother?! I've seen mud fences that looked better!"
"Is it just me, or does Billary/Hillary Clinton look like a fukn mud fence"
"John Kerry looks like a cross between Lurch, Festus & a mud fence"
"Have you seen that Michelle Obama (&/or) Diane Feinstein creature?! She's as attractive as a mud fence with fleas."
"I think he/she wanted to have relations with me. Eww. I'd rather drive head-first & naked into a mud fence."
"Koa got so hammered that he took that dwarf home! Did you see her?!? Holy shit, Dude. If I had a house as ugly as that mud fence, I'd burn that motha fucka to the ground. I don't care how good she is at head." -insert facepalm here
"OMG, Dude! It was horrendous... & forested! I'm fukn scarred for life, Yo. I've seen more attractive vaginas on probiscus monkeys. Like a hairy & hungry, soaked mud fence."
"I hope we get the cute (ant.) waitress. If I have to look at that mud fence I'll lose my appetite."
"Did you see the shed he built last year for his mother?! I've seen mud fences that looked better!"
"Is it just me, or does Billary/Hillary Clinton look like a fukn mud fence"
"John Kerry looks like a cross between Lurch, Festus & a mud fence"
"Have you seen that Michelle Obama (&/or) Diane Feinstein creature?! She's as attractive as a mud fence with fleas."
"I think he/she wanted to have relations with me. Eww. I'd rather drive head-first & naked into a mud fence."
"Koa got so hammered that he took that dwarf home! Did you see her?!? Holy shit, Dude. If I had a house as ugly as that mud fence, I'd burn that motha fucka to the ground. I don't care how good she is at head." -insert facepalm here
"OMG, Dude! It was horrendous... & forested! I'm fukn scarred for life, Yo. I've seen more attractive vaginas on probiscus monkeys. Like a hairy & hungry, soaked mud fence."
by WompyJaw April 19, 2014
Get the mud fence mug.n. Can be used to describe a male or a female. For women it often means a slore and for men it usually means a horney jerk.
This comes from a story about a highschool that had a fence in the back where it's students would go to behave innapropriately. The female would put their backs to the fence and then grip the fence with their hands, the idea was for the guys to basically molest the girls who had come up against the fence.
Now it can be used to describe any slutty girl or jerk-off male.
This comes from a story about a highschool that had a fence in the back where it's students would go to behave innapropriately. The female would put their backs to the fence and then grip the fence with their hands, the idea was for the guys to basically molest the girls who had come up against the fence.
Now it can be used to describe any slutty girl or jerk-off male.
Person One: "Dude, she's slept with nearly every guy in our group!"
Person Two: "Fucking dirty fencer."
Person Two: "Fucking dirty fencer."
by ParadiseCity June 3, 2005
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