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yard of that fence 

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".
yard of that fence by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013
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Hammer fine 

Youre hammered but you’re fine
I’m hammered. But I’m fine. I’m hammer fine.
Hammer fine by McFizzzy December 21, 2018

fiance fifteen 

the fifteen pounds that many girls lose between their engagement and their wedding.
look at that skinny bitch! she's lost a lot of weight since she got engaged.

well, you know she can't fit in her wedding dress without losing that fiance fifteen. she bought a size 2.

Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)

fine stud 

Someone who dresses in upscale, expensive clothing, drinks expensive alcohol, treats their partners to a life of luxury, and who also tends to take on a dominant role in a relationship.

The term came into fruition in order to describe a fictional persona for a character from the show "The 100", that is, Fine Stud Lexa.
Damn, Fine Stud Lexa is so damn extra in that suit and with the beautiful Clarke on her arm.
fine stud by clexcited June 18, 2016

I’m fine 

The most told lie in the English language. Used when someone is, in fact, not fine, but drowning in their sadness. They say ‘I’m fine’ because they don’t want to worry anyone with their problems, and it’s easier than explaining what’s wrong.
person 1 : how are you, you look upset?
person 2 : oh, I’m fine thanks, just tired
person 2 is not fine.
I’m tired - tired of living, tired of fighting, tired of waking up everyday to fight a constant battle going on inside their head.
I’m fine by piginawig March 4, 2019
Word of the Day on August 12, 2021