Fonding

Fonding is the act of or the art of male bonding whilst surfing and enjoying a light snack consisting exclusively of chocolate fondue.
Courtesy of the brain of Ricky

Yeah, watching the sunrise and eating those chocolate covered strawberries was some great fonding time on the Costa Rica trip

by Ryan Dent July 25, 2007

Fondoogle

To grope or caress another person,of eather opposite or same-sex, in sexual manner.

Jack fondoogled Caitlin in the shower.
There shall be no fondoogling of any kind during the movie.

by Captain09 November 4, 2006

fontch

Also spelled fonch. bastardised version of funk-cheese with a visual of a fountain of rotted vaginal effluvient.

That Hooker Fontch just touched my boyfriend! I'd kick her ass but my foot might be lost forever.

What is in this nasty tasting sandwich? Some kind of fontch?

by rewolf7 October 8, 2007

Fondlebot

A robot used for the pleasure or suffering of a particular person.
Was manufactured in Amsterdam by the owner of a local hostel
Olga Sletvanla to increase the her profits, and her own personal gratification.

A certain type of fondlebot can be seen in the hit movie Euro Trip

by Loves2spooge06 December 30, 2007

Fontanna

The most gorgeous woman in the world! If you dont think so you are probably just jealus and you should go hang you're self. I would do anyting for her, i would never leave her side because she is my best friend

that woman is gorgeous, her name must be Fontanna

by FTFU February 4, 2010

fongulated

fucked up

This is fongulated.

by meat20 December 11, 2009

Foner

Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.

Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."

by Bibbety Blue November 5, 2011