Fondoogling

the act of groping hot girls with logic

The japanese Professor was arrested because he was Fondoogling.

by TONY THE TIGER! February 5, 2009

Furdoogling

1. The act of 2 plus people discreetly touching another's genitals.

2. Loving life

Megan and Jeff were caught creepily furdoogling under blankets outside the party.

by Mammalicious Treat May 19, 2009

foodoggling

to look at, stare at someone else's food

After our orders arrived, I was foodoggling my friends' meals.

I was foodoogling all the diners' meals as I shown to a table.

by Jen Oz March 4, 2012

Fondugling

Dipping ones phallus into hot sauce, oil or broth. Usually for some sort of sexual depravity. Other possible uses for fondugling are: painting (with a penis instead of a brush), cleansing (as if soap isn't strong enough), making a penis more inviting (for the man with a unhandsome, scared, too small, too large member or bad personality).

Paul was so 'fuck ugly' and had such a bad personality that he decided, in order to get a woman to touch his penis, he'd resort to fondugling, but, to no avail, instead, the young lady laughed, took a picture of his fully fondugled member, called the police and had him arrested. Paul spent a week in jail teaching 'big Tony' all about fondugling.

by EarthFromObserver January 22, 2014

fondingling

The act of using another mans hand to maturbate with without his consent.
Works best when he is asleep.

Jacob if you don't shut up, you are gonna have a crusty hand when you wake up from me fondingling you.

by Fondingler April 29, 2024