Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020

Evan

Evan is an amazing person if you meet an Evan you’re very lucky.

are you still friends with Evan? LUCKY!!

by iievanixxo September 3, 2023

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.

Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!

by ScrattyNeonblind January 2, 2011

Evan

a player.

evan is a player.

by funny silly vibes girl December 5, 2019

Evans

Evans is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans is usually pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evans. Evans is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evans, never let him go.

Evans is kind
Evans is handsome

by Urb4n Dictionary November 21, 2021

evan

stupid, pathetic ,annoying ,piece of trash, never trust him. always gets dropped and is nothing. he's useless. Keith doesn't love him

EVAN THE PERSON SO PATHETIC KEITH HATES

by HVDGJKBFT September 28, 2018

evan

evan is a rare god that ides in the human body he is the strongest god.

evan is GOD

by jfbcdhf dsx April 21, 2022