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A protean term that is used to convey an evaluative judgment of a thing or a state of affairs. Something that is "cooked" may be very good, very bad, or somewhere in between. The adjective may readily carry further nuances, depending on the context.

The word otherwise does not lend itself to exhaustive definition in the abstract. Its meaning in any particular situation – or whether it has a precise meaning at all – depends heavily on the speaker's subjective purpose. Ascertainment of that meaning requires considering the use of the word in its broader conversational context.
"Oh man, that class was so cooked."
cooked by Commercial realities November 15, 2019
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Cookie Butt 

the feeling you get after you take a shit where it seems like no matter how many times you wipe it feels like there are still poo particles around your ass.
"Man that was a messy shit. it gave me a bad case of cookie butt"
Cookie Butt by NOFXisthebest87 September 26, 2008
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Slang in Mendota Illinois for "Vagina".
Hey brittany fix your skirt I can see your cooka.
Cooka by Guitarlife17 November 3, 2010

Black Cookie 

A Black mans cock asking if a girl wants to have sex with you
Black Cookie by E10Jeffers December 21, 2007

cooked crack 

the very tasty baked apple pies from mcdonalds
hey man, lets roll to mickey d's and buy some cooked crack.
cooked crack by kimbo_slice July 6, 2007
Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.
You're cooked, go home and go to bed.
cooked by Hu Jia September 17, 2004

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.
Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.
Mexican Wedding Cookie by mouth00 February 12, 2008