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Colonsation

(C öl -uhn-sätch-iyun)

V.) The act in which one whose head is so far up their ass attempts to carry out a conversation full of "facts" with those who posess common sense and understand these are utter shit.
"Sorry I'm late. Some mid-60's Trump-Strumpet was insistant about carrying on a colonsation with me about water turning frogs gay and weaponized polar bears."
by LoFiNerdyGuy August 30, 2019
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Coleton

Ur such a fuqboi coleton
by yolobraaap December 17, 2019
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Colson

Colson is a very sweet funny guy that’s good a soccer and skating. Colson has beautiful blue eyes and brown hair, Colson is very tall and athletic. Colson is a very popular guy, friends with everyone as long as their not dicks. Once Colson has his eye on a girl he tries his best to get her with no distractions. Colson usually goes for the short, cute, funny girls because everyone knows that Colson’s are dominant. Colson makes his moves on the girl he like anything from touching arms to inner thighs to even kissing. Colson’s fall in love very quickly and almost without thinking but most the time their impulse decisions work our pretty well. In bed Colson will be on top but when you get on top he can’t control himself. Colson is a loving partner and a guy every girl wants to be with, to win a Colson’s heart you have to spend as much time with him and never be distant Colson’s crave attention.
“Omg colson and _____ are so cute together, I knew they would be a couple from the start!”
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Colten

A wonderful guy that can make you smile when your upset. Someone that you can trust, handsome, talented, adorable and loving. Doesnt always share, but does once in awhile does. Always thinking of you. Amazing at anything, kind of lazy but fun to be around. Best guy to snuggle and just laze around with, doing nothing can be fun. Easy to fall in love with and most definatly someone to call mine. They are also known to have a speech impediment.
“Colten failed his presentation because he could not pronounce the word Door correctly”
by Fhkosiuebrvcils December 26, 2020
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colonizers tears

I love drinking colonizers tears
by That1asainguy October 11, 2021
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collon

Collon wit the greeen eyes is hot
by Tsunami papi -la français November 23, 2021
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hot colonic

placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.
dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.
by meatsheath December 28, 2009
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