hot colonic

placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.
dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.
by meatsheath December 29, 2009
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saucy seabiscuit

the act of placing a womans soaking undergarments in her mouth while riding her like a horse.
see dick perform the saucy seabiscuit on jane...... go dick, go.
by meatsheath December 29, 2009
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