Clean Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Not to be confused with the Filthy Ricardo, in which all parties must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet.

Bob: I got a Clean Ricardo yesterday.
Gung: hawt

by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008

clergy fingered

An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.

Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...

by YAWA March 14, 2018

suck me clean

1. Oral sex until the point of ejaculation has been reached and until testes are unable to produce semen; a reaction to extreme pleasure.
2. A response to an outrageous claim or request

1. Mother- Jimmy do your homework
Jimmy- Okay, but u gotta suck me clean first

2. James- That hoe was ugly
Johnny- Ya, she could suck me clean though

by Al Jihaaad April 19, 2007

Cleveland Indians

The baseball team with the finest, most honorable mascot: Chief Wahoo.

Chief Wahoo is wonderful! He offends all white liberals, including Hillary Clinton and Senaturd Kennedy. All hail the Cleveland Indians!

by Delisious Tuna Wanda October 27, 2007

under clevage

when a girls boobs are showing from the bottom of her bikini

damn that chick's got major under clevage hanging

by Rebecca 757 June 19, 2007

cleo

Chief Law Enforcement Officer, or Sheriff. The guy you need to get to sign off on your BATF Form 4 before the the BATF will approve a civilian for legally owning a machinegun or silencer.

My CLEO won't sign off on my Form 4. But, I'll be moving to Colt County in a month and then I'm goning to get me a machine gun because the Colt Co. CLEO will sign-off.

by Ricardovitz May 13, 2009

Carolina Cleaner

For Use With Anal Sex Only. After the man has finished his business, there is always the unpleasant task of pulling out of the rear of the recipient only to find residue left on your member. To alleviate this problem, simply use a karate chop or a knuckle punch to the recipient's kidneys, while at the same time pulling out. This action will result in the sphincter contracting and becoming a "squeegee," which will wipe the member clean of any residue when pulling out.

I was feeling too lazy to wash off after putting it in her butt, so I utilized the Carolina Cleaner

by Hank E. Panky March 26, 2003