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Chris

Dickweed, sensitive, and he'll take your shit for years and will forgive u every time, for some reason. Everyone hates him, but doesn't and if u know a chris you'll know what I mean.
Chris: bruh stop

Diego:nah

Chris:PLS
Diego:fine
*doesn't stop*
Chris: thought I asked u to stop
Diego: and
Chris: *breathes in* whatever
by bread_factory May 25, 2019
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Chris

Man with larger forehead that jack
Chris has a forehead as big as a sky skraper
by Be kendo’s deism May 28, 2019
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Chris the Elf

A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.
Oh look its Chris the Elf !
by bOI LEVEL 2 June 5, 2019
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Cerys

A beautiful young girl, chin up 24/7, Welsh, amazing at every thing! Everybody loves her deep down inside as she is one those females who can entertain anybody in a positive way and is just so kind in general. The name is quite rare, but unique of course. If your called ‘Cerys’ then count yourself as a lucky one. 😊
“CERYS is a wonderful young lady”.
“CERYS is a Welsh name”. (etc)
by British Dictionary 2019 October 2, 2019
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Chris-tianity

The religious belief that Jesus’ name was actually Chris.
I’m not a Christian, but I am a Chris-tian. I believe is Chris-tianity.
by FoxCat Man December 2, 2019
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Chris Shamrock

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.
Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?
by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019
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Chris Cock

Chris normally has a very tiny cock often compared to a shrimp.
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny
Your dick is so small you have a Chris cock.
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
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