Tender Tennessee Christmas

A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.

If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.

by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 23, 2003

Christmas crackers

The testicles (from rhyming slang, Christmas crackers = knackers).

Kevin was very excited: Britney had just asked him to show her his Christmas crackers. Two minutes, and a slap round the face later, he was so disappointed when he realised the pop-babe had no knowledge of British rhyming slang!
Contributor's footnote: A merry Christmas to one and all.

by Dunky Oggins December 25, 2003

Christmas

a scam to spend money you dont have on shytt you dont need. used to be about a book character jeesus but now is about getting drunk off egg nog, dressing up your dog in a stupid reindeer sweater, and hanging flashing bulbs off the side of your house.

Sally: I love Christmas!
Frank: Me too!
Sally: Let's get a second mortgage to buy gifts for people we secretly hate to celebrate Christmas.
Frank: Yay, holidays.

by xXxPepsi-ColaxXx February 13, 2009

black christmas

saturday night. old school word used to describe how afro americans celebrate saturday night. getting clean, washing the car, going out to the club and celebrating.

you can tell it is black christmas, man these brothers are lub and this club is packed.

by bert2 June 28, 2005

christmas jewels

testicles, balls, nuts, testes...etc. etc.

OW! i still can't walk, damn Josie kicked me in my christmas jewels!

by anonymous November 23, 2004

christmas slave

baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!

mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!

early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

Christmas Whore

Some one that is cheap all year but will do what ever it takes to have a big bang at Christmas.

My husband is cheap as shit all year but the Christmas Whore found the money to buy all the kids I-phones and Mac computers.

That Christmas Whore is totally screwed for what they spent.

A Christmas Whore will do anything for a good time and pay afterwards.

by yellatail November 24, 2010