Chinese word search

Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.

Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Chinese New Year

Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.

That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!

by Axel Dread June 18, 2011

Chone

A cheese scone. It's a buscuit-like bread with cheese- typically found in bakeries.

"Hello, can I please get 3 cheese scones and a coffee?"
"You mean 3 chones?"
"Oh, ya. Sorry"

by dahbadassgangsta February 24, 2015

Chone Chone

When Mike can't play tennis because he needs to get some from his lady.

Hey guys, can't play tennis tonight. Need to give the wife some chone chone.

by Supercoolguy99 March 23, 2021

Chinese food

1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.

1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"

by Stephcat, has wise. February 1, 2009

Chinese Acrobat

A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.

Frank: "I'm a chinese acrobat in bed, I balance on that shaft so well!"

by CaseDecade March 27, 2009

Choner

A small, fat penis when an erection is occured by sexual-intercourse or the sight of a very hot girl.

"Whoa! That girl just gave me a choner."

by Its luna July 29, 2009