carpet hair

Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.

by prairiefairy May 16, 2010

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carpet mine

bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz

by kidlinger June 28, 2010

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A person who regularly passes out on others' floors / carpets. Said person may have indulged in excessive alcohol or substance consumption. He or she may remain in this state for hours or possibly days.

John-boy drank a fifth and became my carpet troll for days. No literally.. four days.

by TigerLily7 November 21, 2010

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cassette 54

This is the story that many are in to. The pain of love, the bad pay back of your love, and you just simply can't talk about something else, you try it, though you don't make it, there is no effort enough to put you off of that unique thougth, you just can go forward and rewind around the same talk.

friend healthy 1: At job I have lots to do, I thougth maybe we can work together.
Friend sick 2: Peter must konw that I am a good person, that I can work even without him.
Friend 1: then, you see it there!! Let's think about what we can do with the new image of the office...
Friend 2: though maybe I should call him and tell him I already have a job
Friend 1: ok, so let's think about it
Friend 2: I'm thinking, all the time!!! Peter, bad Peter, very mean Peter
friend 1:No, no, stop your cassette 54 and let's think about anything no Peter
Friend2: like living without Peter?

by LaPior May 11, 2011

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