Meth Capital

Apache Junction, Arizona.

"Dude, went out to A.J. this weekend"

"Why on earth did you do that, it's the meth capital of the world. Dude, did you go there to score?"

...awkward silence.

by Rian Bashaw June 23, 2008

Anarcho Capitalism

An elite unrealistic philosophy theorized by rich white males who live in big McMansions in the suburbs or rural areas. A philosophy that the individual is the ultimate sovereign and all rights come from him. All public services are criminal and should be abolished and privatised, not just highways and schools but also the Courts. If you do not believe in Anarco Capitalism, you will be labeled a "statist". All forms of government from police to the courts are socialist and should be privatised. All of the Founding Fathers were socialist, your local city councilor, firefighter, your sidewalk and anyone who works for the government is a socialist. The police and courts should be done away with and replaced by Private Defense Agencies even though these defense agencies will resemble Kellog Brown and Root, Haliburton and Blackwater USA and will turn into roving death squads similar to those in Iraq and South America when the war breaks out over who gets to use the sidewalk. Once the war over who gets to use the sidewalk is complete and one defense agency remains after executing its competitors and unwilling customers, anarcho capitalism will give way anarcho fascism.

1. Anarcho capitalist to wife: "Honey I am going to the convienence store to buy some defense and court system"

wife: "Pick up some eggs while your there"

2. Just as there are no atheist in fox holes, you don't believe in anarcho capitalism while your house is burning down and (there is no more fire department) with your wife and kids inside while they are being simultaneously raped by local prisioners who broke out of prison because is privatised.

by douche bag fuck May 28, 2009

capitalism

A pyramid scheme. Trust me on this one. That's all it really is.

The word is so naturalized that it would be impossible to give an example. But just look at the American Dream, the disparities between rich and poor, and all the third world countries. You'll then get a picture of what "Capitalism" really means, and how it's essentailly a euphemism for what could be more acurrately described as a sort of pyramid scheme.

by b-dalt March 30, 2005

Capitalism

A system based on private property except only 1% of people are able to have that private property by leeching off from the other 90% labor.

What did Capitalism achieved in Russia that 70 years of "Communism" never could?

Make "Communism" look good!

by Joe lider February 4, 2010

captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.

captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004

interracial gangbang captain

n., the most respected black guy (among many black guys) who controls and choreographs the other three, four, or more black guys who are gang-fucking an innocent white be-atch (who worships black dick and gets as much of it as she can every day) during a significant gangbang

EX: "As the gang threw the nude Wanda onto the air mattress, she looked at Dexter who seemed to be in control of her humiliation. 'Jeezus Christ!' she said to herself. 'Is Dexter one of those interracial gangbang captains she saw on the Internet interracial porn sites who directed all of his homies to fuck their white-girl victims until they couldn't walk anymore or until they took all their hot goo down their throats?' She hoped not. But, it didn't look very good."

by Ed Lambert July 21, 2006

capitalismophobia

Kap-it-al-is-mo-fobia
The fear of a free economy and its implications.

Communists suffer from capitalismophobia.

by Alfredo Fettucini April 3, 2012