Mop Cunt

An extremely hairy pussy that, when wet, looks like a old saggy sloppy wet janitor's mop head.

Braaaaaahh. I pulled down them panties and whohhh! I was staring at a mop cunt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017

you're a cunt

When someone takes your last piece of candy

Sam: I can't wait to eat my last piece of candy
George: Oh i ate it.
Sam: You're a cunt

by Ghostie Ghost May 6, 2018

cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.

His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

Cunt-Bag

1. A person who acts idiotically.
2. Someone who is an asshole.
3. Reffering to a bag of Cunt/whore

- "Julie slept with eight guys in one night, what a cunt-bag.

by Definition of Slut September 18, 2007

Shit cunt

Our mate luke

Lukes a shit cunt

by Rafiki ii April 12, 2019

miserable cunt

1. Someone with no sense of humour and finds all jokes rubbish, and makes a point of saying so as well.

2. Someone who is always upset and thinks the world is on his or her shoulders and no amount of jokes or light hearted banter snaps them out of it.

3. Doom and gloom nay-sayer or negative nancy that sees the bad in everything and everyone and has no problem pointing it out to everyone either.

4. All of the above rolled into one giant meat bag of repulsive miserable cuntness.

Bob: So, do you like me new suit?
Dave: No.
Bob: Why not?
Dave: Because it looks crap, you look crap, the world looks crap, and basically everything is crap.
Bob: Oh shut the fuck up you miserable cunt!

by Slim Vision June 16, 2007

Piece of Cunt

An awesome combination of calling someone a piece of shit and a cunt. When used, it is often in a more joking and lighter fashion. It takes two big insults and makes it humorous, but still holds the vulgarity.

Sarah - "I don't think I'm gonna go out tonight."

Gary - "C'mon you lazy piece of cunt."

by spizzeerascal September 19, 2009